Introduction

Ok, let's get one thing straight. I'm not your average sweet, polite, innocent young woman who enjoys dresses, walks on the beach, and makeup. I'm an asshole. A complete, utter asshole. I hate everything, and everyone. Of course for the exception of those already in my life. But before I get further into what and who makes me tick, let me introduce myself a little.

My name is Fela Adalaida Balewa. ( Fay-la, Ada-lye-da, Ba-lay-wa) Confusing? Yeah I know. I hate my name. I was actually adopted at 3 years old. Something I found out when I was 21. My birth name was, Alyksandria Samantha O'Leary. Alyks is 'Alex', just spelled differently. Why my parents changed my name, especially to something that sounds like the name of a NYC cabbie, is beyond me. My biological mother was Hawaiian, and my father was Irish. Very interesting combination. But I'm not gonna complain. I like being different. Anyways, I was born Spetember 30th, 1983 in Los Angeles California, or at least I think I was. I'm 28, soon to be 29, years old, and live in Gloversville, New York. Or as I like to call it, bumblefuck USA. My dream is to one day be able to afford to move to the city. Preferably Queens, where there is some civilization. Anyhoo, I'm currently engaged to Julian, my fiance, which you probably figured that out considering the fact that I said I was engaged, making him my fiance. There I go rambling again. Back to the point, we've been together 9 years, getting married in August, finally, and we have a 6 year old son together, who is a major pain in my ass. What kid isn't, but I love him dearly and would kill anyone who would try to hurt him. And I mean it...KILL them. As in dead. As in, no longer alive. Just saying. His name is Tyler, and is a HUGE Cars fan. Cars, a movie that was ripped off from Doc Hollywood. Yeah, y'all know it's true. But I'll let it go...for now. I had to buy the DVD for him twice cause he wore out the first one from watching it so much. Ka-CHOW! Of shall I say, Ka-COPY CAT. Sorry. So, as far as my family goes, it's just me and my two favorite boys. And of course the cat, Brooklyn, and the water dragon, Rex. But this aint their part of the story, we'll get back to them later. I currently work in the bakery department at Walmart, for which I don't understand considering the fact that I hate people, especially dumb customers, but it's a job. Gotta make that cabbage. There I have met some awesome friends. Especially my best friend, Brandy. That girl is awesome. Crazy, but I love her. So, that's my life in a nutshell. Nothing special or entertaining. No fancy job, didn't save any lives, no college education, although I would LOVE one, and no awesome skills. Just your average girl with a fiance, who is also a pain in my ass, a 6 year old, who likes to wrestle with the cat, working a shitty part time job, living paycheck to paycheck and off of crack head noodle soup, that's what I call Ramon noodles, and I hate people. Which is what this blog is based upon. But I have rambled enough for now, next time I'll get into all the juicy stuff, and let my anger enrage like it was meant to. Until next time, take care.